Or you could apply somewhere and say you don’t puke when you see gross shit. That is where you will claim your Mop of Glory. You then will climb a mountain three days west of that village and find the tree that branch came from. You must make a perilous journey across the Yellow Sea to a remote village that has no name, talk to a one-eyed man who will give you a branch to a sacred willow tree. Someone wrote EAT SHIT AND DIE on the wall. Day shift put a wet floor sign over them.ĭo people draw things with shit in your stalls? Most of the pellets were cleaned up, except for two. Naturally this person was kicked out of the Rec. The pellets would hit the treadmill and propel behind them. Someone was running on the treadmills and shit themselves. What is the most awkward situation you’ve seen/cleaned up after? One day I went to pick them up and they busted all down my arms and my front. She would then leave these bags in the floor. When I was located in the female dorms, there was a girl who would puke into trash bags whenever she showered. Has there ever been something so disgusting that you were like “F*ck it, I’m out”? TL DR – Some girl got an insane period and left a snail trail to the restroom, where I can only guess she exploded. Then I got my cart, a mop bucket, my PPE, and got the fuck to work because that’s what I get paid for. I closed the door, went calmly into the men’s room, and cursed the world for my cruel fate. The kind you wear when you expect to get laid. In the middle of the carnage was a single pair of women’s panties. The handicap bathroom had no ventilation to speak of. Inside, I found what can only be described as the aftermath of the Elevator Scene from The Shining.Īnd the SMELL. As you might have predicted, the trail led to the restroom. The chair was covered with dark, sticky blood. I follow this trail to a study cubicle where I can only guess a woman was mutilated. When I was just a young buck, nary at my job for a month, I encountered a snail trail most peculiar. What’s the nastiest and/or weirdest sh*t you’ve had to clean up? What the hell is waffle stomping? My only guess, before I look it up on Urban Dictionary, is when you take a shit in the shower and then force it down the drain grates (which are waffle patterned) with your foot.Īlso, if you’re going to shit in the shower, people, stomp that waffle down the drain. They sh*t in the showers WHO EVEN SH*TS IN THE SHOWERS ANYWAYS and don’t even bother waffle stomping it. When they shower they’ll pull their tampons out and throw them all willy nilly to some forgotten corner, only to be discovered hours later by some janitor who only found it by smell. Who has more disgusting bathrooms, men or women? If you do, drop us a line in the comments.
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